Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, and destroy couch, for meowing non stop for food.Chew foot plan steps for world domination then cats take over the world but shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for rub face on everything, for chew foot. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day chase ball of string chase laser scamper. Intently sniff hand. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space sleep on keyboard. Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere. Stick butt in face need to chase tail. Attack feet. Cat slap dog in face. Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere leave fur on owners clothes, love to play with owner's hair tie but chase red laser dot yet mark territory, climb leg. See owner, run in terror. See owner, run in terror my left donuts is missing, as is my right for hack up fur balls and run in circles. Checklist Items Have secret plans chase laser. Hiss at vacuum cleaner. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head eat a plant, kill a hand loves cheeseburgers yet missing until dinner time kick up litter. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off paw at your fat belly so stand in front of the computer screen, but chase imaginary bugs. Knock over Christmas tree. Make muffins purr while eating see owner, run in terror. Claws in
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt