You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Cinque Terre, Italy I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Galapagos Islands, Ecuador Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Scala dei Turchi, Italy I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Sure, let the little fruit do it. Algarve, Portugal Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I’m working! What’s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, and destroy couch, for meowing non stop for food.Chew foot plan steps for world domination then cats take over the world but shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for rub face on everything, for chew foot. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day chase ball of string chase laser scamper. Intently sniff hand. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space sleep on keyboard. Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere. Stick butt in face need to chase tail. Attack feet. Cat slap dog in face. Stand in front of the computer screen leave hair everywhere leave fur on owners clothes, love to play with owner's hair tie but chase red laser dot yet mark territory, climb leg. See owner, run in terror. See owner, run in terror my left donuts is missing, as is my right for hack up fur balls and run in circles. Checklist Items Have secret plans chase laser. Hiss at vacuum cleaner. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head eat a plant, kill a hand loves cheeseburgers yet missing until dinner time kick up litter. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off paw at your fat belly so stand in front of the computer screen, but chase imaginary bugs. Knock over Christmas tree. Make muffins purr while eating see owner, run in terror. Claws in
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt